A kid stands up in class and says, "Teacher, teacher, does honey have legs?" And the teacher replies, "No, why do you ask?" "Because," says the little boy, "Last night I heard my dad saying, 'honey open your legs, honey open your legs!'"
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Jerry Seinfeld Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.