How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
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Bart Simpson War is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.
(From Bart The General, written by John Swartzwelder)