A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!”
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George Burns "Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day? That's true. Is it true that you drink five martinis a day? That's true. Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful young women? That's true. What does your doctor say about all of this? My doctor is dead."
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