William and Mildred weremarried twenty-five years. They decided to celebrate with a trip to Las Vegas. When theyentered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very shortskirt, became very friendly. William brushed her off rather rudely. Mildred objected,"William, she was nice, that young woman, and you were so rude." "Mildred, she's aprostitute." "I don't believe you.That sweet young thing? "Let's go up to ourroom and I'll prove it." In their room, William called down to the desk and asked forCandie to come to room 1217. "Now," he said,"you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, okay?" Shedid. Soon, there was a knock on the door. William opened it and Candie walked in, swirlingher hips provocatively. "So, I see you'reinterested after all," she said. William asked, "Howmuch do you charge?" "$125 basic rate, $100tips for special services." William was taken aback."$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25." Candie laughed derisively."You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price." "Well," saidWilliam, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye." After she left, Mildred cameout of the bathroom. "I just can't believe it." William said, "Let'sforget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner." At the bar, as they sippedtheir cocktails, Candie came up behind William pointed slyly at Mildred, and said,"See what you get for $25?"
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