10. "Because No Clinton Has Ever Disgraced The Office Of Senator"

9. "I'll Try Not To Misplace Or Shred Important Legislation"

8. "Endorsed By The CBS Jesus"

7. "If You Slept With My Husband, The Least You Can Do Is Vote For Me"

6. "I've Loved Every One Of The 17 Days I've Spent Here In New York"

5. "Of The Two Insane Power-Hungry Candidates, I'm Better At Pretending To Be Nice"

4. "Vote For Me Or I'll Have Bill Poison Your Water Supply"

3. "Never Indicted...Knock On Wood!"

2. "I Can Run New York -- Hell, I Ran The Whole Country"

1. "Wait'll You See The Scandals I'm Planning!"