10. Half the stuff teachers say is completely made up
(From Morristown High School, Richard Garibell)

9. Buy Tums in bulk
(From Dickinson High School, Robert Donato)

8. After a long day, a principal's best friend is Professor Jim Beam
(From B.C.I.T. Westhampton Technical High School, Daniel Money)

7. Tell them it's for extra credit and students will wash your car
(From Toms River High School East, Maureen Madden)

6. Don't waste your time on that female gym teacher
(From Liberty High School, Doug Berman)

5. If the shirtless father was a problem student, chances are his shirtless son will be, too
(From Summit High School, Paula Schwartz)

4. Kids spend too much time on homework and not nearly enough on video games
(From Dr. Ronald E. McNair Academic High School, Robert J. Roggenstein)

3. Whenever I need some time alone, I pull the fire alarm
(From Howell High School, Barbara McMorrow)

2. I should have become an astronaut
(From Montclair High School, Elaine Peeler Davis)

1. Nobody knows the difference if you make P.A. announcements nude
(From Toms River High School North, John Coleman)