10. "In the middle of the night, crank-call Saddam"
(Petty Officer Second Class Sean Jacques)

9. "Give directions to confused tourists looking for Space Mountain"
(Captain Terry Buehl)

8. "Defend all of North America, except Rhode Island"
(Major Bill Routt)

7. "Can't say why, but we're building a 200-foot-tall Dick Cheney"
(Airman First Class Dwain Henderson)

6. "Beats me. Today's my first day"
(Corporal Mike Jaworski)

5. "Dreaming up exciting new appetizers for Applebee's, like zesty riblets"
(Senior Airman Jessica Ptacek)

4. "Watching Pamela Anderson's every move"
(Sergeant Thomas Vantilborg)

3. "Returning loose kites to their owners"
(Yeoman First Class Keith Hurst)

2. "Ensure Americans never pay too much for a muffler"
(Staff Sergeant Glenn McAlister)

1. "Shoot and eat all the space aliens"
(Major Richard Clark)