10. No more than three girls in a club named "Brandi"

9. Less leering, more ogling

8. As an "essental public service provider," automatic exemption from jury duty

7. "If we work a bachelor party, we should be invited to the wedding"

6. Professional courtesy at strip malls

5. Grievances handled by well-toned, semi-nude arbitrators

4. 20 percent discount for family

3. Garter insurance

2. Create a workplace free of sexual harassment

1. Heated poles