10. Rake the sand

9. Speak to kids in the "Young Dictators" club

8. Put on Darth Vader mask, fly to Oakland and watch his beloved Raiders

7. Just to be safe, swap mustaches with Tariq Aziz

6. See Meryl Streep in "The Hours" and enjoy a good cry

5. Just kick it old school

4. A whole lot of posing for murals

3. Watch favorite Iraqi television show, "Ahmed Millionaire"

2. Turn on CNN to see if he's dead yet

1. "Hide the plutonium," if you know what I mean