10. Due to disappointing CD sales, most of his income is now from Amway

9. "Neverland Ranch" is just a one-bedroom condo in Queens

8. "Gong Show" fans may remember him as "Gene Gene The Dancing Machine"

7. The Elephant Man recently bought some of Michael's bones

6. Upon seeing old "Beat It" video, asked, "Wow, who's that?"

5. Touching moment when he was reunited with his four brothers

4. Touching moment when he was reunited with his four noses

3. Put his fist through a wall when the Raiders lost

2. He had Bubbles stuffed and uses him as an ottoman

1. Turns out he's a loon