10. Small mustache result of practical joke by drunken fraternity buddies

9. Hitler is captured after being recognized from deck of "Nazi Most Wanted" playing cards

8. He trademarked the word "Hitler-riffic"

7. Hitler tries to use his newfound powers to help Morpheus destroy the Matrix

6. Evil manifests itself in young Hitler after he is voted off "German Idol"

5. Hitler replaced by guest-Fuhrers during bout with Shingles

4. Favorite food? Fish sticks

3. Hitler furiously stocking bunker with delicious chocolate Yoo-Hoo

2. Scene where CBS fires executive who decided to make a Hitler movie

1. Middle name: Dwayne