10. "My Journey From Writing 'The New York Times' To Delivering 'The New York Times'"

9. "Quoting Dead People: My Word Against Theirs"

8. "How Morpheus Trained Me To Fight The Matrix"

7. "I Nailed Jennifer Lopez"

6. "All The Tools A Reporter Needs -- A Copy Of 'The Washington Post' And A Pair of Scissors"

5. "'New York Times,' You've Been Punk'd"

4. "The 'Y' In 'Jayson'? I Made That Up, Too"

3. "How The Modern Reporter Can Be In Two Places At The Same Time"

2. Chapter 6: "Chapters 1 Through 5 Were A Load Of Crap"

1. "At Least I'm Not Geraldo"