10. "Isn't this the running of the bulls?"

9. "Okay, maybe I should've just sprung for cable"

8. "Where are all the bloody taxis?"

7. "What great special effects in this movie -- you feel like you're right there"

6. "Was it '2 pills every 12 hours' or '12 pills every 2 hours'?"

5. "The race cars are more scared of me than I am of them"

4. "The prix is even grander up close"

3. "I'm an idiot"

2. "So now I know -- 13 beers is my limit"

1. "I wonder who'll be speaking at my funeral"