10. "It's pronounced 'Gu-ber-na-tor-ee-al'"

9. "Your wife called to say there's no way in hell she's voting for you"

8. "Kids don't need subsidized school lunches -- they need mass-building protein power supplements"

7. "Remember, when you're shaking hands, ease up if you hear cracking"

6. "Good news! Lou Ferrigno just endorsed us!"

5. "Don't worry -- Mars isn't close enough to hurt you"

4. "I'm not sure saying 'Hasta la vista, baby' constitutes an outreach to Hispanic voters"

3. "Who's the actor who plays Gray Davis?"

2. "Arnold got his head caught in the Soloflex again"

1. "You've lived here for 35 years. Why do you have an accent?"