10. You've got yourself one really impressive passport photo
Miss November 1999

9. Parts of me count as a tax deduction
Miss December 2002

8. Get to appear on one of the top four late night talk shows
Miss November 1992

7. On our birthdays, Hef takes us to Applebee's for all-you-can-eat riblets
Miss August 1994

6. How many people can say they've skinny-dipped with Jay-Z and Alan Greenspan in the same night?
Miss April 1993

5. Chance for men to appreciate my sparkling wit and enormous breasts
Miss February 1999

4. Can use this as a springboard to the Supreme Court, just like Sandra Day O'Connor
Miss April 1994

3. I've never gotten a speeding ticket
Miss May 2003

2. We got to meet Scott Baio!
Millennium Playmates January 2000 (twins)

1. I bought a house with the money I saved on pants
Playmate of the Year 1995