10. Once when he was 30, he smiled.

9. Has experimented with drugs, alcohol and Botox.

8. Had he decided not to go into politics, it would have been the Captian, Tennille and Kerry.

7. Belonged to an exclusive secret society called the Columbia Record and Tape Club.

6. He used to be Joan Kerry.

5. Favorite Jackson: Tito.

4. There's a seperate FBI file for his Hair.

3. Never missed an episode of "Sanford and Son."

2. Even as a young man he looked like a horse.

1. In spring of 1972, killed a hitchhiker.