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Top Ten Rocketman Pickup Lines



10. "May I enter your airspace?"

9. "You smell marvelous - - What kind of liquid propellant are you wearing?"

8. "I'm experiencing substantial lift in my pants"

7. "This rocket belt would look great on the floor of your bedroom"

6. "Want to join the 800-foot-high club?"

5. "I couldn't help noticing earlier that the top of your head is very beautiful"

4. "You know, the nickname 'Rocketman' has nothing to do with this rocket belt"

3. "Wanna thrust"

2. "As a Guinness record holder, I could introduce you to that guy with the beard of bees"

1. "I can stay up for hours"



From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 05/17/2004


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