10. Do you, Jennifer Lopez, take...I'm sorry, which one are you again?

9. We're gathered here today because Jennifer Lopez is apparently trying to break some sort of record

8. Her ass looked like the ass of a princess

7. You may now divorce the bride

6. Even the minister is rolling his eyes

5. I always cry at Jennifer Lopez's weddings

4. Wow, season one of 'Sanford and Son' on DVD! What a thoughtful gift, Dave!

3. This was fun - - see you at her next one

2. Hey, small world - - I'm a divorce lawyer, too

1. Honey, why does the cake read 'Ben'?