10. Many players missed games 1 and 5 to attend Jennifer Lopez weddings

9. All of Phil Jackson's zen talk made us sleepy

8. Never should've gone with game plan prepared by Donald Rumsfeld

7. What's the big deal? It's best of 9, right?

6. Shaq had trouble catching the ball and holding on to the Chalupa

5. Isn't it obvious? Al Qaeda!

4. For some reason, these past few months Kobe seemed distracted

3. No trophy means no hassle at airport security

2. Been very busy planning the June 30th handover of Iraqi Sovereignty

1. Hard to shoot over Ben Wallace's Hair