10. "It's way more exciting than my previous job, running an unlicensed daycare."

9. "When I win, 12 guys who smell like rubber and methanol run over and hug me."

8. "Winning takes guts, determination and my lucky underpants."

7. "All the motor oil I can drink."

6. "Anything over 200 miles an hour I start making noises like a kitty! Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."

5. "Just so my neighbors know who they're dealing with, when I mow the lawn I wear my helmet."

4. "Switch the "R" and the "C" in 'Racing' and you get 'Caring'."

3. "All the excitement of driving like a New York City cab driver without the risk of getting shot."

2. "Between the g-forces and the fumes, I get a good buzz."

1. "In racing, Jose Canseco doesn't stick your ass with a needle."