10. Guests are no longer offended when I fall asleep.

9. People telling me I look like an "older Alan Greenspan".

8. I am now an honorary junior "60 Minutes" correspondent.

7. Memory loss makes dated comedy material seem new and fresh.

6. The staff got me a subscription to large-print "Penthouse".

5. Memory loss makes dated comedy material seem new and fresh.

4. Great excuse to do 58 shots of Jager, dude!

3. This morning, I got a kiss from the toll booth guy.

2. I'm halfway to 116.

1. Instead of "Go screw yourself," staffers now say "Go screw yourself, grandpa!"