10. "Can I swim in it?"

9. "Will my identical twin brother be offended?"

8. "Will this get me on Oprah?"

7. "Can I get the first shot at Bob Denver's face?"

6. "What would Jacko do?"

5. "Will this affect my hat size?"

4. "What if the salesman pressures me to pay for undercoating?"

3. "Would it be easier to just get a haircut?"

2. "They mean 'guinea pig' in a good way, right?"

1. "Will it fall off when I sneeze?"