10. Sterilizes his instruments with Cuervo

9. Before him is a tray of gauze, swabs, and green olives

8. Giggles every time he asks for suction

7. Climbs in the MRI machine with you

6. As you go under, you hear the words "amputate" and "head"

5. Left a pack of Camels in your chest cavity

4. While listening to the heart monitor says, "Shhh. I love this song"

3. Checks your reflexes by hurling a beer nut at your face

2. Brags that he was Slobodan Milosevic's guy

1. After checking you for a hernia, says, "Now you do me"