10. Halfway through trial, has his chair replaced with a La-Z-Boy recliner.

9. He asks new witnesses their name, address, and if they've heard any good jokes lately.

8. Suddenly stands up and screams at defendant "For God's sake -- plead guilty and I'll do your time."

7. He's popping No-Doz like Chiclets.

6. Won't stop pounding the gavel (if you know what I mean).

5. He asks jury members to dress as their favorite comic book characters.

4. Shouts out "guilty!" and then says "just practicing".

3. His eyes just seem to glaze over when you try to explain to him why you were going 82 mph on the Merritt Parkway.

2. After every bit of testimony, interjects, "Were you naked at the time?"

1. He's eating a lawbook.