10. His heat vision sometimes turns on accidentally when he's drunk

9. She's now totally deaf in one ear because of his super-snoring

8. Every time he left toilet seat up, blamed it on Clark Kent

7. He always had to go "stop an earthquake" when her parents were in town

6. Was inspired when Lisa Marie dumped her man from another planet

5. Always making wisecracks about how his x-ray vision couldn't penetrate her meatloaf

4. Had to expose him to kryptonite to get him to take out garbage

3. His insistence that the kids be raised super

2. She saw him barhopping in the Village wearing a Wonder Woman costume

1. Faster than a speeding bullet, if you know what I mean