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Top Ten Jokes: Top Ten Surprises in the `Jurassic Park' Sequel





Top Ten Surprises in the `Jurassic Park' Sequel



10. Special appearance by Wilford Brimley as "Brimleysaurus Rex"

9. Instead of deadly venom, Velociraptor now spits delicious iced tea

8. Dinosaurs and humans settle their differences with a spirited game of Yahtzee

7. Steven Spielberg can often be seen in the background, counting huge stacks of money

6. Movie's big catch phrase: "Them dinosaurs is tasty!"

5. All the action takes place at a Dunkin' Donuts in Scranton

4. Scientists kill the dinosaurs simply by hiding all the "Dinosaur Chow"

3. Hilarious scene where Fred Flintstone uses one of the dinosaurs as a lawnmower

2. Lead Brontosaurus played by Janet Reno

1. All the dinosaurs speak perfect French



From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 05/21/1997


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