10. This sunblock tastes funny

9. If Disneyland works here, it'll work in France

8. Let's have James Caan on the show - he'll be great

7. If you give me a canned ham, I'll take off my pants

6. Welcome to the program, my name is Dave Letterman

5. It's the big one! It's the big one! Oh, wait a second - I'm sitting on the washing machine

4. I sure did like seein' Dave arm wrestle that giant squirrel

3. How the hell am I supposed to solve the puzzle with all them letters missin'?

2. Don't worry, Lyle -- they'll never suspect us

1. How do you spell L.A.?