Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
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Miss Piggy "Artichokes ... are just plain annoying.... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead."