A catholic girl falls asleep during class and the teacher pokes her with a pencil and asks if she may ask her 3 questions. "yes." the student replies and goes to sleep again. "First question, who rules?" " God almighty!" she replies and falls asleep. The teacher pokes her again and asks : "Who do we pray for?" Jesus christ!" she blurts and goes back to sleep. "last question, what did god's wife say after jesus?" Angry of being poked she yells" POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME AND I SWEAR I WILL BREAK IT IN HALF!"