A man walked into a drugstore and asked the man at the counter if they sold condoms.

The proprietor asked the man what kind he wanted.

The man replied, "I want the kind with insecticide on them."

The proprietor responded, "Don't you mean the kind with spermicide?"

"NO!" shouted the man, "I mean INSECTICIDE".

The proprietor asked, "Why would you want a condom with insecticide"?"

The man replied, "My old lady has a bug up her ass, and I'm going after it!"