Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street when they come to a Catholic church with a sign that reads, "Convert to Catholicism and get $10."

One of the men stops and stares at the sign.

"Abe," he says, "I’m thinking of doing it."

With that, he strides purposefully into the church and comes out 20 minutes later with his head bowed.

"So," asks Abe, "did you get your $10?"

Murray looks up at him and asks, "Is that all you people can think about?"

Submitted by curtis
Edited by Tantilazing