1. Twenty yards to the Out House by Willie Makit and illustrated by Betty Wont



2. The Yellow River by I.P. Daily



3. Over the mountaintop by Hugo First



4. The Nude Beach by Seymour Hair



5. The Nudist Colony by Seymour Skin



6. The Numbers Game by Cal Q. Later



7. Chinese Castration by Won Hong Low



8. Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts



9. Sliding Down a Banister by Dick Burns



10. Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Freeley



11. Spots on the Wall by Who Flung Poo



12. Over-Populated China by Wee Fukum Yung



13. Spot on the Wall by Mister Completely



14. Blood River by Kotex Kid



15. Losing My Virginity by Willie Douet



16. TRAILS IN THE SAND -----PETER DRAGON



17. FALLING OFF A CLIFF-------EILEEN DOVER



18. The Complete Proctologist's Handbook --- Ben Dover



19. French Birth Control by Jacque TuTight



20. The Joys of Drinking by Al Coholic



21. My Life with Igor by Frank N. Stein



22. Supporting Athletes by Jacques Strappe



23. I Was Prepared by Justin Case



24. Oriental Sexuality by Hang Ing Lo



25. Overpopulation in Hawaii by Kamon Yawanaleime



26. Green Spots on the Wall by Picken and Flicken



27. Small Treasures in the Toilet Bowl by I.P. Nickels



28. Russian Torture by W.H.O. Bityourcockoff



29. Secrets of Oral Sex by Heywood Jablomey



30. Caulking Made Easy by Phil McKrevis



31. What Makes a Good Thief by Ian Yerhous



32. The Female Body by Mike Hunt



33. Waiting in Line for the Bathroom by Ivana Tinkle



34. Thirty years in the saddle by Major Asburn



35. Practical proctology by Bea Hind.



36. The future of robotics by Cy Borg and Anne Droid.



37. What to do if you're in a car accident by Rhea Ender.



38. My life as a dyslexic by Bass Ackwards.



39. How things work by Wyatt Dunne.



40. Breathing lessons by Hal E. Tosis.