1. Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm



2. A Pee Wee Herman pull toy



3. The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back.
Teaches children about warranties



4. ,200 pick up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play
a larger version of their favorite game



5. The "Learn about puberty chia pet"



6. Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees,
low flying planes, and many more. At close range it can strip paint,
clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches.



7. The laff-o-minit jajic spellin' tootor



8. Doggie dentist -- Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.



9. Cuisin-Art -- Turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool.



10. Water retention Wanda -- Teaches kids the principles of the calendar.



11. Advanced play medical kit -- includes colonoscope and speculum.



12. Chocolate covered lead soldiers.



13. Bungeroo -- kid sized bungee kit for second story bedrooms.



14. Islamic strip poker -- lose a hand, lose a hand.