10. Canadians can borrow your car anytime they want.

9. Mexican workers still get $1.25 an hour, but will also get a complimentary pair of NAFTA slacks.

8. Like it or not, Bob Dylan has to do at least one Letterman show.

7. Instead of airbags, Mexican built Chevrolets will have pinata.

6. Al Gore must drink a shot of Cuervo every hour.

5. When visiting Mexico and Canada, Americans are free to shoplift as much as they can carry.

4. President Clinton has to split time between McDonald's and Taco Bell.

3. Every talk show gets a "coffee mountie."

2. Deportation of Lorena Bobbitt to Guadalajara

1. Pesos now "Clintos"