Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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Jack Handey "I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, one thing you would constantly find yourself telling people would be, ''Be sure, before I start, you have all the jewelry and so forth on the body, because I am NOT unwrapping him later.''"