Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, ''I'll have a pint of blood.'' The second one says, ''I'll have one, too.'' The third one says, ''I'll have a pint of plasma.'' The bartender says, ''So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?''
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