Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, ''I'll have a pint of blood.'' The second one says, ''I'll have one, too.'' The third one says, ''I'll have a pint of plasma.'' The bartender says, ''So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?''
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Frank Zappa "The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just keep your f*cking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions."