1. A one legged man in an arse kicking contest (from Python I think)



2. A chocolate teapot (trad.)



3. Milk shoes



4. A nuclear powered computer controlled intercontinental ballistic duck.



5. A one to one scale model of the starship Enterprise made out of honey.



6. A flammable fire extinguisher




7. A glass cricket bat




8. A gelignite suppository.




9. A coal powered frog-violin.



10. Granite sugar cubes




11. Pasta audio wire




12. A pastry telephone



13. Ice cream gloves



14. A sugar surf board



15. Spam windscreen wipers




16. A blind lifeguard



17. Wooden soap



18. Shortbread tires



19. A whipped-cream jet engine



20. A knitted light bulb



21. A plate-steel trampoline



22. An invisible traffic light



23. A string hook




24. A bread boat




25. Plasticine wire cutters



26. A neon pink secret door



27. Chocolate staples



28. A lead balloon



29. A paper hole punch



30. A water hat



31. A latex multistory car park



32. A steel reinforced concrete sail



33. A margarine turbocharger



34. Custard floorboards



35. Gravy ceiling tiles



36. A fried motor-boat



37. A mud monitor



38. A chocolate disk



39. A silent telephone



40. A tap-dancing microprocessor controlled portrait of a bowl of soup



41. A velvet TV set



42. A concrete engine



43. A water-proof tea bag



44. An exploding bassoon



45. A stone cigarette



46. Syrup underwear



47. A plastic oven



48. A wax truss



49. A liquorice suspension bridge



50. Soap false teeth



51. Asbestos water wings



52. A lemonade roof



53. Velvet brake-pads



54. A pair of jelly wellingtons



55. A jam cardigan



56. A paper bicycle pump



57. Non-stick sellotape



58. A sponge radar



59. Anti-matter sun-tan lotion



60. Ice-cream saucepans



61. A soluble drain pipe



62. A cubic ball-bearing



63. An inflatable dartboard



64. A soluble lifeboat



65. A glass hammer



66. A packet of rubber nails



67. Elevator Earth Shoes



68. Heat'n'eat popsicles



69. See-through mirror



70. Revolving basement restaurant



71. G-rated pornflick



72. Economy car conversion - fiberglass VW body on a Porsche chassis



73. Roll-on hairspray



74. Solar-powered foghorn



75. Moped exercycle



76. Objective journalism



77. Braille speedometers



78. A screen door on a submarine



79. An ejector seat in a helicopter



80. Waterproof teabags



81. Solar powered torches



82. Central heated ice-cubes



83. A pocket in a pair of underpants



84. A chocolate dick



85. An astray on a motorbike



86. A sodium submarine



87. Tits on a bull



88. Aka. "Mammary glands on the male of the bovine species"



89. A condom with a hole in it



90. A box of matches in the desert