1. I will not waste chalk



2. I will not skateboard in the halls



3. I will not burp in class



4. I will not instigate revolution



5. I will not draw naked ladies in class



6. I did not see Elvis



7. I will not call my teacher 'Hot Cakes'



8. Garlic gum is not funny



9. They are laughing at me, not with me



10. I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom



11. I will not encourage others to fly



12. I will not fake my way through life



13. Tar is not a plaything



14. I will not Xerox my butt



15. I will not trade pants with others



16. I will not do that thing with my tongue



17. I will not drive the principal's car



18. I will not pledge allegiance to Bart



19. I will not sell school property



20. I will not cut corners



21. I will not get very far with this attitude



22. I will not make flatulent noises in class



23. I will not belch the National Anthem



24. I will not sell land in Florida



25. I will not grease the monkey bars



26. I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment



27. I will not do anything bad ever again



28. I will not show off {The board was written in an Old English font}