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Lists Jokes: Chinese vs. English

Chinese vs. English

1. Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table

2. Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting

3. Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift

4. Dum Gai A stupid person

5. Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention

6. Hu Flung Dung Which one of you fertilized the field?

7. Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive

8. Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host

9. Kum Hia Approach me

10. Lao Ze Sho Gilligan's Island

11. Lao Zi Not very good

12. Lin Ching An illegal execution

13. Moon Lan Ding A great achievement of the American space program

14. Ne Ahn A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

15. Shai Gai A bashful person

16. Tai Ne Bae Be A premature infant

17. Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse

18. Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people

19. Wan Bum Lung A person with T.B.

20. Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

21. Wa Shing Kah Cleaning an automobile

22. Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity?

23. Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice

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