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Confucious Say...

1. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

2. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

3. Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

4. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park
meat in girl.

5. Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

6. Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

7. Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.

8. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

9. Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.

10. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

11. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

12. Learn to masturbate -- come in handy.

13. Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.

14. Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.

15. Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.

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