1. The Cat in the Blender



2. Are You My Proctologist?



3. Fox in Detox



4. Who Shat in the Hat?



5. Horton Feels a Ho



6. The Lemon-Fresh Lorax



7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day



8. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?



9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil



10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch



11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!



12. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert



13. The Bitch Set Me Up



14. I've Fallen -- And I Can't Get Up!



15. Yentl the Lentil



16. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket



17. Aunts in My Pants



18. Hop On Mom



19. Oh, the Place You'll Scratch and Sniff!



20. Horton Fakes an Orgasm



21. The Grinch's Ten Inches