Why was the rooster so unhappy? Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother.
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Dennis Miller The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse
(quoted in Underground Humor, 1997, ed: Edward Bergin)