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Marriage Jokes: Don't step on the ducks!





Don't step on the ducks!



One day when they were about 13 years old Sam & Trevor died & went to heaven. Before they went through the gates of heaven, they read a sign that said "We only have 1 rule here, DON'T STEP ON THE DUCKS!"

So when they went into heaven they looked around and there were ducks everywhere. So for many, many years Sam & Trevor didn't step on any of the ducks.

Then one day Sam step on a duck and got strapped to the ugliest person in all of heaven. So Trevor went on for many more years without stepping on any ducks.

Then 1 day he got strapped to the most beautiful woman ever. It took him by surprise and then he said, "What did I do to deserve something so wonderful? Then the woman said "I dont know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!"


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