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Marriage Jokes: Flip Flops and Dildo





Flip Flops and Dildo



After Christmas Tom and Harry were at work talking about what they bought thier wives for Christmas.

Tom says "I got my wife a 3 carat diamond ring and a brand new BMW".

Harry asked "if you got her a 3 carat diamond ring then why did you get a BMW".

"So if she didn't like the ring I knew that she would like the BMW" said Tom, "well what did you get your wife?"

Harry replies "well I got her a pair of flip flops and a dildo".

Tom laughs and askes "why did you get her a dildo?"

"Well so if she didn't like the flip flops she could go screw herself"


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