Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin? A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"
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Seinfeld "You've got your shirt in my oven?" - Jerry "Well, I didn't have enough quarters for the dryer, but this is better anyway. And it's more convenient." - Kramer "Oh, for both of us." - Jerry "Yeah, and I have a lot more control. I got a shirt going for ten minutes at 325." - Kramer "What's wrong with your oven?" - Jerry "I'm baking a pie." - Kramer