Q: Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn? A: She woke up with a kernel between her legs.
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Billy Connolly What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!