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Mommy, Mommy - Daddy got run over by a steamroller!! I'm in the tub! Slip him under the door!!


Mommy, Mommy, - Daddy's new watch is all broken! What happened? A piano fell on him!!

Mommy, Mommy - that kid said I look like a monkey!! Shut up and comb your face!!

Mommy, Mommy - why can I only walk in a circle? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!


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