Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar.
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Marie Corelli I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.