A kid stands up in class and says, "Teacher, teacher, does honey have legs?" And the teacher replies, "No, why do you ask?" "Because," says the little boy, "Last night I heard my dad saying, 'honey open your legs, honey open your legs!'"
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Andy Waits While he was talking at Baylor University, President Bush said, "Times are kind of tough." He also pointed out that Bill Gates is kind of rich, that water is kind of wet, and that Elvis is kind of dead.
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